As most of you are aware, the King of Pop, the Sulton of Scrotum Grab, the Prince of Pediphilia, the Duke of Disentary, the Flaming Prom Queen has passed away from a sudden myo cardial infarction. Some quotes that stand out from the column I read are, "LaToya ran in the hospital sobbing, after Jackson was pronounced dead," and "Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II."

I am fully aware that massive amounts of people will congrregate in order to cry convulsively for this tragic loss to man kind . With his numerous hits on the billboard charts, the public service announcements, and of course the infamous "hair on fire" incident during the pepsi commercial, he will be missed by some. These are most likely the same people that were upset when Orethal James Simpson was doing 125mph down the 101. "Claim I'm a kid diddler once, shame on you, but claim it 10 times in 10 years..." It was bound to happen sometime, and I am just glad I was around for it.

I'm curious to see what kind of outlandish shit takes place in his will. He's probably going to leave a boat, some roller skates, a slave, and a year supply of Irish Spring soap to that no talent monkey "Bubbles" (not to be confused with the prostitute). Peace out MIke.

B.n.c-reminding you that his 20 year reign of terror is officially over, and Chuck E Cheese is safe again.

I leave you with a gem from 1993

Why did MIchael Jackson go to J.C. Penny's?

He heard that boys pants were half off.